Stating The Obvious: Bar Napkins Are Not Sailing Charts

Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch has announced the winners of its ninth annual Wacky Warning Label Contest. According to Station RTV6, third place goes to Alice Morgan of La Junta, Colorado, who found a napkin with a map of the waterways around Hilton Head, South Carolina on it. Printed on the napking was this warning: "Caution: Not to be used for navigation."